I don't know if I should be flattered or just downright embarrassed that I started all this! Brian H -----Original Message----- From: Susan Kline <skline@proaxis.com> To: pianotech@ptg.org <pianotech@ptg.org> Date: Monday, 22 November 1999 12:31 Subject: Re: Jack Spring experiment (offtopic) >Hi, John > >comments interspersed ... heck, they're so offtopic that of course they >should be really spread around ... >>. However, >>you did neglect two aspects of your little "warming" devices that you >>drive all over. > >Sorry. Like many who drive the warming devices, I get distracted by the >fringe benefits, and ignore the main Warm Montana purpose. > >> As you drive little bits of rubber are getting worn off >>the tires and get into the air ------- and I just know that some of that >>stuff gets onto the firewood that is burned by so many of us. We can use >>all the calories and BTUs that we can get. > >If you can even get some good from the shreds of rubber, imagine how many >BTU's you're gaining by my hot air! Not to mention all the electrons I'm >sending winging your way! So, I'm a three-way-Montana-warmer! As for >calories, I'm wearing FAR, FAR too many! If only a way could be devised for >me to transfer some of them to you! > >> Second way is just by >>driviing around - at least if you are doing it in this state, a certain >>amount of heat is being produced from the friction between your probably >>not-so-well waxed "warming device" and the cold air in the state. > >Sorry, this won't work. My warming device is very shiny and nicely waxed by >a modern space-age polymer, which I only need to smear on once a year. I >don't drive in Montana, you know! This is the West Coast! We take our >warming devices verrrrry seriously out here. > >>Come >>to think of it if the air is colder than any other given temperature - >>that means that your "warming up device" will be rubbing against even >>more air molecules - producing even more heat. <GRIN> >> >>John R. Fortiner > ><GRIN> don't know about air temperatures, but our West Coast habit of >speeding no doubt generates some extra frictional heat ... like rubbing >your hands together very fast. Have a good winter, John. It's an even bet >whether the Willamette Valley in Oregon will get ANY snow this year. > >Susan > >
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