You Might Be A Redneck Piano Tech If You Think...

[John Ross]

Hi List,
I will confirm that Roger is the original Redneck Piano Technician.
I submitted his first list, to this list after he gave it to me at the
Convention
in Arlington.
Unfortunately, I had to reformat and lost it.
Would you get Roger to post it again, please.
Some were:-
if you get your customer to hold your beer
if your old tool box is your new piano tool case

Regards,
John M. Ross
Windsor, Nova Scotia, Canada
piano.tech@ns.sympatico.ca
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Sent: Tuesday, August 07, 2001 9:26 PM
Subject: You Might Be A Redneck Piano Tech If You Think...


> The following list was submitted by a fellow guild member in Chapter 301
who
> claims
> to be the original "Redneck Piano Technician"  I am sending this list out
for
> those of you who might just be one too...
>                                                           Michael Crosby
>                                                           Atlanta, Ga.
>
> You Might be a Redneck Piano Tech if You Think...
>
> 1) "Action Spread" is something you put on a sandwich.
> 2) "Checking the Hammer" means to leave your weapon at the door.
> 3) An "Interval" is the time between beers.
> 4) "Regulating the Action" is what you're doing when you take a laxative.
> 5)  "Agraffe" is something you see at the zoo.
> 6) A "Punching" is what you give someone you don't like.
> 7) A "Bridle Strap" is something your wife wears on your wedding night.
> 8) "Action Geometry" is trying to figure out the crap table odds.
> 9) "A Set of Knuckles" is something you might purchase before going to a
> redneck club.
> 10) A "Pure Fifth" is a bottle of 100 proof liquor.
> 11) A "Backcheck" is something you might do from time to time in a redneck
> club.
> 12) "Butt Felt" is something you might get either in a large crowd or in
San
> Francisco.
> 13) A "Butterfly Spring" is something you might see performed at a
gymnastic
> event.
> 14) A "Let off Button" is something you push so that the bus driver knows
> your stop is coming up.
> 15) A "Center Pin" is a bowling term.
> 16) "Bedding the Frame" is making sure the car goes all the way to the
bottom
> of the lake.
> 17) "Young Chang" is old Chang's son.
> 18) That "not enough dip" means that it's time for more chewing tobacco.
> 19) A "whippen" is something your Daddy gave you when you were bad.
>
>                                                     Roger Aycock  R. P. T.
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