[Fwd: Fw: Training Courses for Women]

[Greg Newell]

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Subject: Training Courses for WomenMessage-ID:
?003c01c16d34$135eee40$1300000a@baybox?  ?? ? Women think they already
know everything, but wait, training courses
??are
?? ? ? now available for women on the following subjects:
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?? ? ? 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
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?? ? ? 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
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?? ? ? 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
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?? ? ? 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After
The
??Game
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?? ? ? 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet
Too.
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?? ? ? 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
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?? ? ? 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

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?? ? ? 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
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?? ? ? 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without
Nagging
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?? ? ? 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
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?? ? ? 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
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?? ? ? 12. Introduction to Parking
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?? ? ? 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
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?? ? ? 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
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?? ? ? 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
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?? ? ? 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
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?? ? ? 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
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?? ? ? 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
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?? ? ? 19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
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?? ? ? 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
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?? ? ? 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
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?? ? ? 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women
Notice
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?? ? ? 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
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?? ? ? 24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air

?? ? ?  fresheners)
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?? ? ? 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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?? ? ? 26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
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?? ? ?  Please register immediately as courses are in great demand.

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