Robert - you are so very clever. I needed a good laugh and you get the prize. Margaret Kurta (tuner spouse, who reads the list). By the way sympathies to the anonymous sufferer. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Robert Goodale" <rrg@unlv.edu> To: <pianotech@ptg.org> Sent: Sunday, April 21, 2002 2:24 PM Subject: Re: tuner's nipple > Oh I am so sorry, I mean no disrespect, but if I try to keep a straight > face my teeth will explode! You have had me laughing breathless on the > floor for fifteen minutes, and I still can't stop. This is absolutely > perfect for an episode of Seinfeld. I'm reminded of the one where > Kramer comes up with the idea of marketing a bra for fat men. Without > regard to what I'm sure is a valid and legitimate question, I can't help > but feel that this is a topic just begging to be made fun of. Truly you > already knew this was inevitable when you created a special e-mail > account just for this question although that in itself makes it more > funny! Oh help, where do I start! > > Indeed it is a problem when a tooner gets that "not so fresh feeling". > Let's see now, there's the "tooner's bra", (Schaff catalog No. TB-1, > indicate size). For those who wish to enhance themselves in order to > look like a more experienced tooner you may opt for the "Wonder Tooner's > Bra", (No. WTB-1, indicate "desired" size). Of course another option > would be to just use the scissors to cut out little nipple peek-a-boo > holes. This way we could have the "Best Tooner Nipples" contest at the > convention banquet. Winners would receive the "Golden Nipple" If you > have hairy nipples you could where a genuine fur shirt to conceal them, > (buckskin of course). The other extreme is that you could "Toon > Topless". This may actually become a great sales promotion so long as > you don't mind getting calls from "pianos perverts". You could do > "Toon-O-Grams" at bachelor parties. You could tattoo an action model on > your chest. Your nipples would be the center pins. With practice you > could flex yourself to make a hammer look like it is hitting a string. > You could just lubricate your nipples with Protek. Silicon spray of > course could be used for... never mind, that one is to obvious! As long > as they are out in the wild you might as will install rings that could > hold your regulating tools. The rings themselves could be thickness > gauges, (Catalog No. NG-2). When struck they would produce a perfect > A-440. Don't forget the bumper stickers... "Tooner Tits Make Perfect > Pitch", (available from the PTG home office). Every July there would be > the Nipple issue for the PTG Journal. > > Okay, okay, I'll stop already. I'm truly sorry for you problem but I > know you saw it coming. Best of luck on a solution. > > Rob Goodale, RPT > Las Vegas, NV > > > z k wrote: > > > Hello! > > > > May I ask a slightly personal question? > > > > I have come to believe that there may be a condition that > > other tuners besides myself may have experienced at one > > time or another. > > > > I will call this condition "Tuner's Nipple". It is a mild > > form of "Runners Nipple". > > I am not making this up :) > > http://www.robrunslondon.co.uk/RunnersNipple.htm > > > > I noticed the nipple on the side of my tuning arm getting > > itchy. On close inspection I notice some dryness and > > chaffing. I believe this is arising from a busier schedule > > than normal for me. When the tuning arm is holding the lever > > during the process of tuning a vertical the clothing on that > > side of the body is moved up and away from the body. Each > > time the lever is manipulated, especially when using the > > ~jerk~ method, the clothing can rub across the nipple. This > > can possibly be the cause of irritation and discomfort. > > > > > > Has anyone ever experienced this condition? Please reply > > privately if you have experienced this and you feel > > uncomfortable posting that fact on this list. > > Me? I got a quick, anonymous Hotmail account to post this > > message. > > > > Neeper99 > > shy and easily embarrassed > > > > ps: to help alleviate any unsettling visual images this post > > may have conjured up, I exercise almost daily and am > > relatively buff for someone with such a sedentary job :) > > >
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