Mystery Tool(s)

[gordon stelter]

We're all here because we're not all there.
--- Conrad Hoffsommer <hoffsoco@luther.edu> wrote:
> Carl,
> 
> At 08:53 8/22/2002 -0700, you wrote:
> >Joe, I'm sure you'd need to determine the sex of
> the piano before deciding 
> >which tool to use.  I suspect there are a lot of
> techs out there who don't 
> >know how to do that.  And some don't even care. 
> How insensitive can we get?
> >
> >Could you let us all know how to tell the sex of a
> piano without having to 
> >turn them over?   Thanks!
> >
> >Carl Meyer  Assoc. PTG
> >I'm never lost cause I don't care where I'm at.
> 
> 
> 
> I'm not Joe, as many people will quickly point out,
> but I have a system you 
> might use.
> 
> First, if they aren't babies, I wouldn't try picking
> them up, but spinets 
> are easy - all you have to do is spin it.
> 
> -If the name ends with a consonant, i, o or u - male
> -If it ends with a or e - female.
> -If the name is hypenated - female.
> -If it is hyphenated but ends with a consonent, i
> ,o, or u - it has an 
> identity crisis, and you should let it tell you
> itself.
> -If it ends with a y - it could swing either way -
> or both simultaneously.
> 
> 
> Conrad
> I'm lost in my own world, but that's OK - they know
> me here.
> 


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