Sir Issac&Einstein -the piano technicians

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In a message dated 7/31/02 8:33:03 AM !!!First Boot!!!, 
sabalsillie@bigpond.com writes:


> If you look at the formula for kinetic energy (which is the energy of 
> motion) it states that;
> K=1/2*m*(v^2)
> K=kinetic energy
> m=mass
> v=velocity
> I thought for a moment then realised  Sir Isaac must have been a piano 
> technician because this is the formula to show how much energy will be put 
> into a piano repair.If we change the meaning of the variables it now 
> becomes clear,
> K=energy of motion of the piano technician
> m=the amount of money assigned to the repair
> v=the velocity at which the money arrives in the technicians bank account.
> So the amount of money is only a small factor compared to speed at which it 
> is paid into your bank account.
> Einstein had a improved theory which showed ; 
> e=m(c^2)
> e=energy imparted by the technician
> m-amount of money assigned 
> c=speed of light
> So a large amount of energy is present when money appears in your bank 
> account before you even ask for it.
>  
> Hope you all enjoyed 
> Stuart Balsillie
> Piano Technician
> Victoria
> Australia
>  
> 

Business must be slow at this time of year in Victoria, for you to think up 
this correlation. :)

Wim 

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