---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment List, This showed up in today's Chicago Tribune, and I couldn't resist passing it on, as it has no politico-religious content (that I was able to detect, though my internal sensors may be burnt out after the past day or two)! This is a listing of proposed new pharmaceuticals: Placebodiddley When you really don't have the blues. Ozzycontin For excessive shakes caused by painful bat bites. Valiumpire For bad calls at Cubs games. Excedrintintin For nagging headaches caused by chasing parked cars. Mexlax Cure for burrito build-up. Rograin Guaranteed to regrow cornrows. Ibejivin For treating compulsive liars. Notmijobitol For treating workaholics. Laterderium An antidote for Viagra. Ferrobulerin Makes a day at work feel like a day off. Werzitol Helps people remember where they left things. 'Fro-gaine Hair replacement treatment for those who want to look like Gabe Kaplan (c. the "Welcome Back, Kotter" years). Kwitcherbellyakinal Relief for those who suffer from Chronic Complaint Syndrome. Aleevaheave For nausea control. Rembrital For early relief of Alzheimer's symptoms. Sanegan For schizophrenia. Urthinagin A new diet pill. Ustaythin Another new diet pill, possibly a followup therapy. Urupagin Caffeine substitute. Binsadinol For treatment of depression. Phillips' Milk of Amnesia For memory loss. Easy Glum, Easy Glow For treatment of manic-depressive disorder. Innuendo A suppository (suitable as a carrier of a variety of medications). Excremints (Self-explanatory....I don't want to go into it...) Smelltherozak Treatment for depression. Peptodismal For when you feel just plain sick. Incognitosin Renders you unrecognizable to others--rumored to have been taken for years by Elvis..... Nickletrol An affordable 16-hour step-down patch. Hicotrol A 16-hour count-down hiccup patch. Pickotrol A 16-hour calm-down patch for nagging. Sickotrol A 16-hour get-well patch. TeleBan Treatment for Couch Potato Syndrome. AwLeave Treatment for departure anxiety. Seat'n'all A weight-loss preparation. Bothox Botox for twins. Triamedic General pain reliever for use while searching for a physician. Whereamiacin For use by the directionally-challenged. Whatsnexium For anxiety relief. Barfbaginol For air-sickness. Procrastanix For couch potatoes and burnouts, take daily for motivation. ExLags For help in moving through security checkpoints. SueDaFeds Relieves governmental stuffiness. Warning: Toxicity of some of the above preparations has not as yet been determined.........proceed at your own risk! Stan Ryberg Barrington IL Associate Member mailto:jstan40@aol.com ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/ac/fd/26/d1/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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