Bad day!

Ned Swift swiftspiano@hotmail.com
Tue, 04 Mar 2003 10:46:24 -0500









>      As her barking rats accosted me, she smiled and
>said in a cutesy-wootstie little voice :"Oh, look!
>They're saying good moooooooorning!" To which I
>replied,"No Ma'am, I think they're saying: "If we were
>bigger, we'd KILL you and EAT
>      She never called me back.
>      I don't care.
>      Thump


My father was a florist in a small rural community.  Over the years he has 
received many dog bites while delivering flowers to residential locations.  
He always wore high top work boots.  I always thought it was for ankle 
support.  It wasn't.  It was to protect against dog bites.  He always said 
that you can't trust ANY dog as it is only a matter of time before you will 
get bit.  He has even had a cutesy little dog latch on to his pant leg as 
soon as he entered the yard.  Had to drag the dog all the way to the house.  
The owner thought it was so cute.

Once he was delivering flowers to the home of the local MD.  The MDs boxer 
bit him on the hand as he was walking to the house. When the MD answered the 
door my father said "Doc, your dog just bit me!"  The MD just smiled and 
said, "Well, stop up to the office in a few minutes and I'll clean it up for 
you."  Eventually, one of the neighbors with little kids shot the dog and 
threw him on the MDs front porch.

While dogs are a problem, as you don't know when they are going to bit, dog 
owners are a bigger problem as you don't know if they are irresponsible or 
not.  Always seems like biting dogs have irresponsible owners.

Following in my father's views, I always wear high top cowboy boots when I 
am out.  Deflects all kinds of critter bites and are more fashionable then 
plain old work boots.

Ned Swift
Lowell, MI

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