IGNORE, IGNORE!

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I'm sorry, but there is absolute, irrefutable PROOF that Elvis is truly
dead. And here it is: If he were alive he would certainly have built a
theater in Branson by now.

Alan Barnard
Not Too Far From Branson in Salem, MO
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  From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org]On
Behalf Of Robert Goodale
  Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 1:09 PM
  To: Pianotech
  Subject: Re: IGNORE, IGNORE!


  Oh heck, that's nothin'.  Here in Las Vegas Elvis lives in a secret
location with Marilyn Monroe.  Only Nevada residence know about it.  They
are periodically seen flying around in black helicopters with alien beings.
Jimmy Hoffa is my next door neighbor.  I tune his piano every six months, (a
very nice Whitney with custom veneer work).  He periodically comes over to
borrow my wheelbarrow.  I have no idea what he does with it but rumor has it
he buries gold bricks in his yard.  I've seen Michael Jackson over at his
house periodically for potluck BBQs.  He brings the Elephant Man along for
the ride.


  Rob Goodale, RPT
  as Vegas, NV

    After hurricane Andrew the National Guard was put
    on "shoot on sight" orders for all dogs, because
    within a week packs of lapdogs had assembled and were
    attempting to eat children.
       I rest my case.
       Thump

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