IGNORE, IGNORE!

[Farrell]

I read just today in the local newspaper, that right here in Tampa, a human walked into a store and killed the storekeeper! Can you believe it! It's true. The police have records of it. I'm not lying and it is NOT urban myth. I think it has even happened before in other towns and cities around the world (although much more often in gun-crazy USA). I'm never going to go near another human being as long as I live. Just think of the cooties!

Terry Farrell
  
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "gordon stelter" <lclgcnp@yahoo.com>
To: "Pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org>
Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 6:42 PM
Subject: RE: IGNORE, IGNORE!


> This, my dear friends, is NOT urban myth, as I
> remember it being reported at the time of the
> hurricane. In a few short days after Andrew struck,
> abandoned dogs became feral and were trying to kill
> and eat children. No kidding. Poodles.
>      Right here, in this college town of 100,000, a
> pack of 6 dogs attacked a woman pushing her baby
> stroller three years ago, smack dab in the middle of
> an "upscale" intown neighborhood! If you're curious, I
> can probably find the newspaper account for
> verification.
>     Therefore, how much MORE likely that dogs in an
> abandoned wastleand of debris, deprived of their
> "Kibbles&Bits", would do the same?
> "Man's Best Friend"?'
>      Thump
> 
> --- tune4u@earthlink.net wrote:
> > I'm sorry, but there is absolute, irrefutable PROOF
> > that Elvis is truly
> > dead. And here it is: If he were alive he would
> > certainly have built a
> > theater in Branson by now.
> > 
> > Alan Barnard
> > Not Too Far From Branson in Salem, MO
> >   -----Original Message-----
> >   From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org
> > [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org]On
> > Behalf Of Robert Goodale
> >   Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 1:09 PM
> >   To: Pianotech
> >   Subject: Re: IGNORE, IGNORE!
> > 
> > 
> >   Oh heck, that's nothin'.  Here in Las Vegas Elvis
> > lives in a secret
> > location with Marilyn Monroe.  Only Nevada residence
> > know about it.  They
> > are periodically seen flying around in black
> > helicopters with alien beings.
> > Jimmy Hoffa is my next door neighbor.  I tune his
> > piano every six months, (a
> > very nice Whitney with custom veneer work).  He
> > periodically comes over to
> > borrow my wheelbarrow.  I have no idea what he does
> > with it but rumor has it
> > he buries gold bricks in his yard.  I've seen
> > Michael Jackson over at his
> > house periodically for potluck BBQs.  He brings the
> > Elephant Man along for
> > the ride.
> > 
> > 
> >   Rob Goodale, RPT
> >   as Vegas, NV
> > 
> >     After hurricane Andrew the National Guard was
> > put
> >     on "shoot on sight" orders for all dogs, because
> >     within a week packs of lapdogs had assembled and
> > were
> >     attempting to eat children.
> >        I rest my case.
> >        Thump
> > 
> 
> 
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