IGNORE, IGNORE!

Ned Swift swiftspiano@hotmail.com
Thu, 06 Mar 2003 09:24:50 -0500









>Oh heck, that's nothin'.  Here in Las Vegas Elvis lives in a secret 
>location with Marilyn Monroe.  Only Nevada residence know about it.  They 
>are periodically seen flying around in black helicopters with alien beings. 
>  Jimmy Hoffa is my next door neighbor.  I tune his piano every six months, 
>(a very nice Whitney with custom veneer work).  He periodically comes over 
>to borrow my wheelbarrow.  I have no idea what he does with it but rumor 
>has it he buries gold bricks in his yard.  I've seen Michael Jackson over 
>at his house periodically for potluck BBQs.  He brings the Elephant Man 
>along for the ride.
>
>
>Rob Goodale, RPT
>as Vegas, NV


Oh come on Rob.  I suppose next you are going to tell us that professional 
wrestling ain't real.  :-)

Ned Swift
Lowell, MI

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