Bill asks: So Alan, when you're explaining these sounds to the lady of the house, is this what you call them, or do you use the conventional "false beats"? Neither, I just turn up the karaoke and start singing a medley ... "Wild String! You make my ears ring! It's just a ding ting ... might be a rust thing ... Take off my jacket ... find the bridge and wack it ... just beat it ... seat it ... let me stress it--gotta dress it to suppress it ... I might glue it, put CA to it, hope I don't screw it ... up worrrrrrrrse!!!!! Wanna hear the next verrrrrrrse????? ... Wild Sting!" After all, getting thrown out of the house is one way to avoid actually dealing with the problem. As Joe would say: <G> Alan Punctuation Copyright 2003, Thump & Associates
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