OT Aaargh!!...aka customer relations

Barbara Richmond piano57@flash.net
Tue, 21 Oct 2003 22:06:40 -0500


For his SISTER?????  



----- Original Message -----
From: "Bill Ballard" <yardbird@vermontel.net>
To: "Pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org>
Sent: Tuesday, October 21, 2003 8:33 PM
Subject: Re: OT Aaargh!!...aka customer relations


> At 12:50 PM -0500 10/21/03, Barbara Richmond wrote:
> >The answer is around $25.00 or less. Just go to the lingerie
> >department and ask the clerk for help if you are unsure of a good
> >fit.  I suppose for extreme cases, plastic surgery might be in
> >order.  That would cost more.  :-)
>
> That's all well and good for you, Barbara, but if one of us guys
> walked in there, asking for dressing room assistance from the sales
> associate, it'd cost more like a $500 fine and a ten-evening Gender
> Sensitivities class. Not that it happened to me, but I read in the
> paper the other day where some guy wanted to buy something for his
> sister and got hit with a public lewdness charge, and that's how much
> it cost. Is this a great country or what? A woman walks out of the
> store with her new purchase wrapped in tissue, and the guy gets
> thrown in the slammer.
>
> <g>
>
> Mr. Bill
>
> "No, Please wait, you're all individuals" Brain Cohen, exasperated
> "Yes, we're all individuals"  the throng assembled in the street
>                  below his window, in unison
> "I'm not..."  Lone dissenter.
>      ...........Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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