Humour from Rampant Scotland

John Ross jrpiano@win.eastlink.ca
Sat, 10 Jul 2004 21:38:11 -0300


Cheap Hearing Aids
Old Sandy was getting a bit hard of hearing but was too careful with his
money to contemplate buying a hearing aid. But he had a piece of flex (he
never threw anything useful away) and inserted one end in his ear and the
other in his top pocket. Of course, that didn't improve his hearing but he
found that most people spoke more loudly and distinctly when they saw he
had a "hearing aid" so he was indeed able to hear more.

John M. Ross
Windsor, Nova Scotia, Canada
jrpiano@win.eastlink.ca


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