Punishment was CA Conference

[Alan R. Barnard]

Since you asked, a pun for you!
And (just for fun) we'll rhyme it, too ...

Ode to Supergoo
 ... with apologies to anyone who ever wrote a poem.

Created in Canada, at the U of O,
By a middlin' student, don't you know,
His product was graded and named the same day
When his teacher said, "You get a C, eh."

"But, Sir, it's a glue and so very much more.
I'm sorry you got yourself stuck to that door."
"It's the grade you deserve," the teacher retorted,
"I'm going to insist that you be deported!"

So down to the States, our young man fled,
He met P. Anna Tooner, and soon they were wed.
Thus do we see (no need for a clue),
How techs aquired that wonderful glue.

This is the stuff that saves old pianos,
This wonder from the chemical family cyano's.
So very useful, it's worth a king's ransom ...
Now please help me get free of this &%$#*ed Gulbranssen!

Cyan O'Crylic, known far and wide,
Distant cousin of Cy Anide,
Both have uses, don't you see?
Better living (or not) through chemistry.
 
Alan Barnard
Salem, MO
Joshua 24:15






Original message
From: piannaman at aol.com
To: pianotech at ptg.org
Received: 10/06/2006 11:12:33 AM
Subject: Re: CA Conference


I knew some of you punny guys would take me to task on this one...now where's Alan "PunzRus" Barnard's entry?
 
Getting a legitimate response to my original post will take some real stick-toitiveness.  
 
Keep yer schnozzes outta da glue bucket, 
 
Dave Stahl

Dave Stahl Piano Service
650-224-3560
dstahlpiano at sbcglobal.net
http://dstahlpiano.net/




 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: lclgcnp at yahoo.com
To: cy at shusterpiano.com; pianotech at ptg.org
Sent: Fri, 6 Oct 2006 8:45 AM
Subject: Re: CA Conference


That's a rather sticky question.
     Thump


--- Cy Shuster <cy at shusterpiano.com> wrote:

> Will thin, medium, and gel types all be
> demonstrated?
> 
> --anon--
>   ----- Original Message ----- 
>   From: piannaman at aol.com 
>   To: pianotech at ptg.org 
>   Sent: Friday, October 06, 2006 8:02 AM
>   Subject: CA Conference
> 
> 
>    I'm hoping that some, many, or most of you on
> this list can make it to the CA conference in 2007. 
> It runs from Feb. 8-11-2007.  The location is pretty
> spectacular, with a view right out on the SF Bay and
> airport.  The lineup of instructors is world class. 
> Details are posted and printed elsewhere.  I, or
> someone else, will post a website address for your
> perusal.  
> 
>   Dave Stahl


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