Better yet! (was Duluth tool Bag)

[Dean May]

FOB- Freight on Board. It designates the price is for pick up at a specific
location. Any shipping charges from that location are extra.

 

Dean

Dean May             cell 812.239.3359 

PianoRebuilders.com   812.235.5272 

Terre Haute IN  47802

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From: pianotech-bounces at ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces at ptg.org] On Behalf
Of Alan Barnard
Sent: Saturday, October 13, 2007 12:52 AM
To: pianotech at ptg.org
Subject: Better yet! (was Duluth tool Bag)

 

Our Chicago Chapter buddy Tom Sivak famously (but prematurely) said: "So,
now I'm done.  This is the last tool bag I'll ever buy."

Au contraire, mon frère, not so fast! 

Have you seen the Megabag 6000?

It has 72 layers; 15 removable pallets*; 1,937 individual tool slots; 311
zippers; enough Velcro to hold up the moon; special compartments for a 10
lb. sledge hammer, a 24" chain saw, a 16 pound bowling ball, a 4-slice
toaster, and a Caterpillar model 446D Backhoe/Loader. 

As your business grows (and you attend more PTG Conventions), you'll be
happy to know that the Megabag 6000 is fully expandable!

And don't worry about the weight, it has built-in, extra-sturdy 1 inch
plastic wheels and comes complete with a detachable shoulder strap! (The
strap stays put, your shoulder detaches.)

The cost is only $8,950 (backhoe and other tools not included). Comes in
your choice of  Puce, Mauve, Chartreuse, Pea Green, Pee Yellow, and that
ever-popular, jungle camo.

>> Ask about our special discount when you order 3 or more << 

Note: Shipping not included. Price is FOB Moosebutt Mounds, Manitoba. No, we
don't know what FOB means, either, except that you gotta come and get this
sucker 'cause no package service or freight carrier will handle it. 

PTG SPECIAL: Now through October 31, you can "Biggie Size" your order for
just $297 more!

Alan Barnard
The Memorable, Mulish, Munificent and Magnificent Mayor of Moosebutt Mounds
(Honorary and Temporary) 

*These pallets are full-size industrial (40 x 48 x 5 inches), and are
hand-crafted from the finest crudely-cut Ozark mountain oak logs available
(at any given moment) by Henry "Bat Face" Boggins, Rte 5, Box 31, North Frog
Lick, Arkansas, USA. Henry learned his craft making Baldwin soundboards in
their glory days (June 3 and 8, 1972)

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