Better yet! (was Duluth tool Bag)

[Michael Magness]

On 10/13/07, Dean May <deanmay at pianorebuilders.com> wrote:
>
>  FOB- Freight on Board. It designates the price is for pick up at a
> specific location. Any shipping charges from that location are extra.
>
>
>
> *Dean*
>
> Dean May             cell 812.239.3359
>
> PianoRebuilders.com   812.235.5272
>
> Terre Haute IN  47802
>  ------------------------------
>
> *From:* pianotech-bounces at ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces at ptg.org] *On
> Behalf Of *Alan Barnard
> *Sent:* Saturday, October 13, 2007 12:52 AM
> *To:* pianotech at ptg.org
> *Subject:* Better yet! (was Duluth tool Bag)
>
>
>
> Our Chicago Chapter buddy Tom Sivak famously (but prematurely) said: "So,
> now I'm done.  This is the last tool bag I'll ever buy."
>
> Au contraire, mon frère, not so fast!
>
> Have you seen the Megabag 6000?
>
> It has 72 layers; 15 removable pallets*; 1,937 individual tool slots; 311
> zippers; enough Velcro to hold up the moon; special compartments for a 10
> lb. sledge hammer, a 24" chain saw, a 16 pound bowling ball, a 4-slice
> toaster, and a Caterpillar model 446D Backhoe/Loader.
>
> As your business grows (and you attend more PTG Conventions), you'll be
> happy to know that the Megabag 6000 is fully expandable!
>
> And don't worry about the weight, it has built-in, extra-sturdy 1 inch
> plastic wheels and comes complete with a detachable shoulder strap! (The
> strap stays put, your shoulder detaches.)
>
> The cost is only $8,950 (backhoe and other tools not included). Comes in
> your choice of  Puce, Mauve, Chartreuse, Pea Green, Pee Yellow, and that
> ever-popular, jungle camo.
>
> >> Ask about our special discount when you order 3 or more <<
>
> Note: Shipping not included. Price is FOB Moosebutt Mounds, Manitoba. No,
> we don't know what FOB means, either, except that you gotta come and get
> this sucker 'cause no package service or freight carrier will handle it.
>
> PTG SPECIAL: Now through October 31, you can "Biggie Size" your order
> for just $297 more!
>
> Alan Barnard
> The Memorable, Mulish, Munificent and Magnificent Mayor of
> Moosebutt Mounds (Honorary and Temporary)
>
> *These pallets are full-size industrial (40 x 48 x 5 inches), and are
> hand-crafted from the finest crudely-cut Ozark mountain oak logs available
> (at any given moment) by Henry "Bat Face" Boggins, Rte 5, Box 31, North Frog
> Lick, Arkansas, USA. Henry learned his craft making Baldwin soundboards in
> their glory days (June 3 and 8, 1972)
>

Please ship forthwith, Conrad is wrong about that Nigerien inheritance, it's
coming to me, the London solicters have assured me!
Michael Magness Esquire
-- 
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing
is to not stop questioning.-- Albert Einstein



Michael Magness
Magness Piano Service
608-786-4404
www.IFixPianos.com
email mike at ifixpianos.com
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