Puzzler

[Ron Nossaman]

> It is known that tuning pins, particularly if assimilated
> by the Borg, will develop spontaneous black holes. It will
> eventually disappear within itself. Then the piano will go.
> Then the shop. Then the house.
> 
> I'd check with your State Farm agent to make sure that your
> Homeowner's coverage is adequate and that it specifically
> covers dissimulation at an event horizon, which might
> require a special rider on the policy.
> 
> Alan Barnard Salem, MO

Reports are that that's just an urban legend, so it's unlikely 
that anything like that will happ