[pianotech] ..as seen on Craigslist..

[Phil Bondi]

I have a kimball upright piano, I'm asking 250. It has a nice sound to 
it, and it just barely out of tune on some keys, but after you move it 
you'll probably really need to get it tuned. The piano is in beautiful 
condition, and even if you don't play, it makes a wonderful piece of 
furniture. Please call xxx if you are interested. Only serious inquiries 
please. Thank you.


Yes - please be serious.