[CAUT] New Laws

[Nichols]

Don't forget the "Law of Holy String Breakage":  The frequency of broken 
piano strings is directly proportional to the length of the name of the church.

anon


At 10:38 AM 2/14/2006 -0800, you wrote:
>New Laws
>
>Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease
>your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
>
>Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
>accessible corner.
>
>Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly
>proportional to the stupidity of your act.
>
>Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
>busy signal.
>
>Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
>you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
>
>Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
>in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every
>time)
>
>Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
>rings.
>
>Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
>increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
>
>Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
>
>work, it will.
>
>Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
>proportional to the reach.
>
>Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
>the aisle arrive last.
>
>Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
>boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
>cold.
>
>Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room,
>they will have adjacent lockers.
>
>Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
>of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
>newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
>
>Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
>
>Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what
>you are talking about.
>
>Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
>
>Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
>
>Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
>will stop making it.
>
>Piano Tuner's Law: The best way to get a customer to come into the room
>during
>a tuning is to pass gas.
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