It ain't long, Ben, and you've read it already, but for those who don't get this .... interesting publication, here goes.... From: CAQ Magazine Article: Covert Briefs URL: http://www.worldmedia.com/caq/articles/summer_briefs.html COVERT BRIEFS by Terry Allen ***** DISCORDANT CUBA POLICY ***** First the feds tried to break Manuel Noriega by blasting him out of his sanctuary with rock and heavy metal music. At the six-week-long siege at Waco, Texas, the FBI Top 40 played to drive out the Davidians included the sounds of sirens, sea gulls, off-hook telephones, bagpipes, crying babies, dying rabbits, crowing roosters and dental drills, plus Alice Cooper and, in a particularly vicious touch, Nancy Sinatra's These Boots Are Made for Walking, over and over. Now the US is trying to bring Cuba to its knees with untuned pianos. Despite the trade embargo, California piano tuner Benjamin Treuhaft was granted a special license to ship 126 old pianos and parts to Cuba for distribution to music schools and promising students. Treuhaft became a common sight in Havana, pedaling his bicycle though the streets making house calls to tune and repair local instruments. But soon, his Send-a- Piana-to-Havana campaign ran afoul of the US government officials who must have been holed up reading Kafka and watching Three Stooges movies during the piano campaign's early stages. They quickly rallied to action. This April, Treuhaft received a notice from the Treasury Department announcing its intention to slap him with a $10,000 penalty for violating the embargo on trade with Cuba. Tuning with the enemy, said his mother, celebrated pinko writer Jessica Mitford, who was hounded by the McCarthy witch hunts of the '50s, is still punishable by 10 years in prison. Treuhaft had originally applied to the Commerce Department to export the pianos as humanitarian aid and saw his request rerouted, bizarrely, to the Office of Missile and Nuclear Technology. Apparently, that office failed to recognize the weapons' potential of music and eventually gave him the OK. Had I asked to ship TOW missiles to Iraq, Treuhaft said, they probably would have approved it right away. But pianos took a few extra weeks. In the official forms Treuhaft filled out, he pledged that the exported items would not be used for the purpose of torture or other human rights abuse. He felt secure in that pledge since None of the pianos will be painted white, have candalabras placed on them, or be played by anyone wearing a sequined jacket. But when Washington bureaucrats questioned whether pianos were indeed humanitarian aid Treuhaft conceded that the fiendish communists just might find a way to use them for military purposes. Administration officials, on condition of anonymity, speculated that the aim of the policy was actually to protect the pianos since it is a true fact that Cubans torture and abuse their pianos by playing salsa on them which, according to Treuhaft, involves pounding the keys twice as hard as anyone else. With the fate of the free world in the balance, US officials are standing firm and the mission of musical mercy is currently stalled. Meanwhile, Treuhaft continues to threaten democracy as we know it from the Underwater Piano Shop he runs in San Francisco, so-named because I sometimes tune below C level. On the wall is a photo of Fidel, whom he refers to as a nice old fart. _______________________________
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