ALLERT! ALERT! ALERT!

[Lance Lafargue]

Hilarious.


Lance Lafargue, RPT
New Orleans Chapter
Covington, LA.
lafargue@iamerica.net

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> From: Wimblees@aol.com
> To: Pianotech@byu.edu
> Subject: ALLERT! ALERT! ALERT!
> Date: Thursday, April 17, 1997 5:40 PM
>
> An intercepted message from space......
>
> <<<<<<ALERT......ALERT.........ALERT.......ALERT........ALERT>>>>>
>
> This misdirected message was inadvertently delivered to this office.
Sorry
> for the delay. Hope it is not too late.
>
>
> STARDATE  10357.22  (March 28, 1997)
> To: HEAVEN'S GATE PERSONNEL:
>
> DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF 39
> PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL THE YEAR  3024, WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET
> EARTH AGAIN.
>
>                       WARNING:  WARNING: WARNING
>
>                          DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING
>
>                                <<<<REPEAT>>>>
>
>                          DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING