At 12:51 AM 11/17/97 -0600, Vanderhoofven wrote:
>Dear Sir or Ma'am,
>
>A recent patient of mine, David Van-something-something-something (Name
>changed to protect the guilty) was referred to me for treatment of a
>relatively little known but very contagious and widespread disease. The
>patient presented with the following symptoms: Euphoria, head swelled to
>almost three times normal size, very opinionated, quick to speak and slow
>to think, and with delusions of grandeur. These symptoms are consistent
>with a diagnosis of SHAKE Syndrome (Swelled-Head And Knows Everything).
>
..gawd, this is funny..i'll remember that one!..
> and as a result "raised the
>hairs on (more than)a few necks".
..WAIT A MINUTE..that's MY line, you theif!..
snip snip
..thanks for the laugh, Dave.
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