WD40

[Avery Todd]

Ah, Ron,

   The mental images this conjured up. Loved it.

Avery

>Purchase the largest can of WD-40 you can find. Drive to his house, ring the
>doorbell. When he answers, proceed to chase him around the house, applying
>as much WD to his backside as possible as you go, while reading the list's
>responses to your post. About half-way through the can, he will become
>educated beyond his wildest expectations, safe from rust for all time, and
>someone else's customer. It might be wise to have someone video tape the
>process. America's Funniest Home Videos might be persuaded to supply the
>cash for bail.
>
>Or you could call Jon to bring a chair over, and Susan for a quick batch of
>WD-101 (the palindrome formula, it works the same coming or going) and
>attempt to climb onto a WD-101'd chair while yelling at the guy that he's an
>idiot, and the WD R&D team gave up WAAAYYYYY too soon. That ought to get his
>attention.
>
>Shouldn't you be able to buy WD-39 on sale somewhere? Or did the cans rust?
>
>There are days when fantasies like this are the only thing that gets me
>through. (seven of them a week)
>
> Ron