Les Smith wrote: Hi Les..when I saw your name on this RE, I KNEW I was in for a verbal spanking!!..but read on, please.. > Hi, Phil: > > In a word, NO, two months to do 137 pianos does not seem like a long time > at all. In fact, on the face of it, it should be a piece of cake for a > young guy on the move like you. The sweat shouldn't begin to bead on > brow until you find you have gotten yourself ino a situation where you're > have to tune 8-10 pianos a day and AFTER getting the contract you decide > to inspect the pianos and find that they have ALWAYS been tuned by the > lowest bidder--read here WORST, MOST INEXPERIENCED TUNER available-- and > the last time even he tuned them--really crappily, believe me--was a > couple of years ago. Oh,oh. ..i hear you loud and clear, my friend.. > Then, after patting yourself on the back for getting the contract for > all of $20 per piano ..sorry..I'm not that hungry, Les. > --if you had bid $21 per, you would have lost out > to some guy who works at the local steel-plant and tunes "professionally" > on the side--you go to start tuning the pianos--which you, of course, did > not even think of inspecting first--and discover that they are all 25-50- > or more cents flat IN THE MIDDLE, with their basses and trebles much > worse because HEY, WHY TUNE THOSE NOTES, NOBODY PLAYS THEM ANYWAY; even > worse, all the pianos are widly unstable because they are tuned as > infrequently as possible by the cheapest tuner dumb enough to bid the job. > In case you have forgotten, you have signed a contract to tune all those > pianos to "concert-pitch", by a specific date, for $20 a piece. And > that's the GOOD news! ..I LOVE IT!! > As you start tuning, you discover that these pianos all have loose pins, > (in some cases, tight pins will have been WD-40ed!): broken, missing and > half-assedly replaced strings; wobbling, missing and mismatched hammers, > totally-missing dampers,( not even in the bottom of the piano): shot and > broken-in half pedals with their connecting rods sometimes missing; all > manner of sticking keys and assorted action parts; and, of course, the > actions themselvews haven't been regulated sinece they left the factory. actually, I've played a couple of these gems for assorted engagements that my daughter was a part of in Grade School and high school..on a scale of 1-10, I give the pianos I played on a solid 5, maybe 4! > > If you are "lucky", your contract says that you will be paid-- get ready-- > $!0 per hour for any repair work THAT MIGHT be needed. If you're not > lucky and your contract says nothing about actually PAYING you for such > additional work, consider donning a Groucho Marx disguise, changing your > name and phone number and moving out of state. No kidding. You're stone > cold dead. From now on, your local chapter will refer to you as the LATE > Phil Bondi! :) ..what chapter?..am I missing something here?..! > Further, If you're considering bidding this thankless job-- or another > similar to it-- at a great discount from your regular price because of > all the extra high-quality, full-price business you hope to get from > music-teachers and others FORGET IT. ..already know that, Les > Even when you DO get such business > from tuning for "professionals" at a local college or the Philharmonic-- > much less a regular grade school-- their personal, at-home pianos will > turn out to be just as bad--if not worse--than their instruments at > school. You will discover Steinway, Baldwin and other similar > quality grands in deplorable condition and yourself in a position > where you're "given the privilige" of working on these grossly-negelected > instruments and making them right for heavily discounted, bargin-basement, > slave-labor prices. As far as doing such work for such people goes, pardon > my language, but the words are appropriate: SCREW THEM! ..gee..that was the nicest thing you've said so far! > Now my bid estimate of &20 per piano could be wrong. It may be HIGH. The > last instance I know of personally, occured about three years ago and the > winning bid--for about 150 such pianos--was $18! ..Les, rest assured..I don't leave the house unless I get my price..and I can guarantee you my price for this job is WAY beyond that figure.. <BIG Snip about Boris> > When people call Phil Bondi and ask him to tune their piano, it should > be because they want the BEST, not the cheapest. Don't ever sell yourself > short. ..that's one thing that you don't have to worry about with me, Les..i either get my price or I stay home.. ..I have a figure in mind that is not far below my regular price,,and I DO mean not far..the problem I see is scheduling..I DO have regular customers and i DO work with a Dealership that is on a roll right now..I have plenty of work..actually, I expect my bid( and I WILL bid the job..this way I can see who got the bid) to come in so high that it's thrown out instantly..if I am awarded the bid, then simply, I got my price. it works for me. Hey Les..thanks for taking the time to write the Gospel According to Les..it's always a great read!! Phil
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