> The Best Lessons In Life I Learned From My Dog > > Perk your head up every few minutes to make yourself look useful > > Place your mess next to someone else's to hide or confuse the blame > > Acting tough is more useful than being tough > > It is acceptable to tear down fences when you are overly romantic > > Move around the room every few minutes to hide the source of your gas > > Groan with pleasure when you enjoy a good back scratching > > Sleep often when you are no longer a pup > > The sad, pitiful look works better on humans than showing teeth > > Chasing your tail distracts the children from your real plans > > Don't drag dead animals into the house when people are watching > > Give them the best darned greetings when they come home and they will > think you care > > The back underside of the sofa is the best place to hide things > > Humans do not like it when you sniff their back underside > > If you squat too low, the mess sticks to you instead of the ground > > Act like the only thing you care about is food, and they will give you > nifty treats > > When in doubt, sniff it! > > Avoid doctors; they remove things that never grow back
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