Perfect Pitch - a little humor

[Jim Coleman, Sr.]

Hi to all:

Having been a Viola player in the Phoenix Symphony a hundred years ago 
(it just seems like that, actually 1949), this little item caught my
attention.

"Perfect Pitch is being able to pitch a viola into a toilet without 
hitting the rim." Also, "How do you know when the violas are playing
out of tune?  When the bows are moving."

Jim Coleman, SR.