Ah yes, violating Violas

[Larry Fisher]

>"Perfect Pitch is being able to pitch a viola into a toilet without 
>hitting the rim." Also, "How do you know when the violas are playing
>out of tune?  When the bows are moving."
>
>Jim Coleman, SR.

Oh YEAH??  "Well, how do you tell the difference betwixt a Viola and a
String Bass??  Uh, the String Bass burns longer and quite a bit hotter."

Nice ones Jim.

Lar



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