SCOTTISH HUMOUR *************************** There are four kinds of people in the UK - First, there were the Scots who kept the Sabbath - and everything else they could lay their hands on; Then there were the Welsh - who prayed on their knees and their neighbours; Thirdly there were the Irish who never knew what they wanted - but were willing to fight for it anyway. Lastly there were the English who considered themselves self-made men, - thus relieving the Almighty of a terrible responsibility. Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course? It's because that's how long it took the Scottish inventor of the game to finish his bottle of whisky! Did you hear about the Scots golfer who wore a black arm-band. He was in mourning for a lost golf ball. *************************************** Regards, John M. Ross Windsor, Nova Scotia, Canada
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