dogs (etc.) stuck in pianos

[Michael Jorgensen]

I've found Pizza,
    Yes Pizza, in a Gordon Laughead in a dormatory years ago.  Somebody
lifted the lid and droped in a piece.  It was pretty hard and kept the
hammers from reaching the strings.  Ghastly porno Magaizine found in a
"fine home" hidden in the cavity above the keybed and behind the belly
of a Steinway.  Some Marijuanna in a High School Yamaha U-l. --Like
twenty years ago.  Removed mashed cookie from under the keys in a home
with kids.
-Mike
I never find anything I want except pencils and pens.




  
> >
> > Treasures found in Pianos
> > ----------------------------------
> > Acorn
> > Afro-comb
> > Allen wrench (1/16")
> > Ankle bracelet
> > Amusement ride token
> > Audio Cassette (in & without box)
> > Balls:Ping-pong
> >        Golf
> >        Super
> >        wood
> > Band-Aids
> > Barbie purse
> > Barettes
> > Bassoon plaque
> > BB's
> > Belt loops
> > Bicycle chain link
> > Bingo markers
> > Bottles:Glue/mucilage
> >        Empty humidifier
> >        slide oil
> > Bow tie
> > Bracelet
> > Brazil nuts
> > Buttons
> > Cake candle holder
> > Candle
> > Candy wrappers
> > Cat rabies tag
> > Cereals:Cherrios
> >        Cocoa Krispies
> > Chalk
> > Chapstick
> > Checkers
> > Children's:Handerkerchief
> >    "       Story book
> > Christmas tree ornament (Broken)
> >   "       window decal
> > Church programs
> > Cigarette lighter
> > Cigar & Cigarette ashes and butts
> > Clarinet reeds
> > Clarinet reed clamp screw
> > Cloth name patch
> > Clothespins
> > Clothing price tag
> > Coins (Real & play)
> > Cookies
> > Cough drops
> > Coasters
> > Crayons
> > Croutons
> > Decomposing hard candy
> > Dental pick
> > Doll eyes / shoes
> > Dowels
> > Drain plug (1/4")
> > Drapery hook
> > Drill bit (Broken)
> > Earring pendant
> > Engagement ring
> > Eyeglass case
> > Fabric
> > Felt
> > File
> > Fingernail (glue-on type)
> > Food service silverware washing bucket
> > Flag-bearing toothpick
> > Flashbulb
> > Floss pick
> > Furniture brackets
> > Garbage bag tie
> > Guitar picks
> > High school:Hall pass
> >             Library card
> > Insole insert
> > Insects - dead & alive
> > Jar full of coins (good hiding
> >  place!, but not good enough.) ;-}
> > Jigsaw puzzle pieces
> > Jelly bean
> > Ketchup packets
> > Key (Dormroom)
> > Kleenex (Usually used)
> > Leaves & needles
> > Library book label
> > Lip gloss tube
> > Lollipop sticks
> > "Mad" play money
> > M&M's
> > Marbles
> > Masking tape
> > Matches
> > Metronome pendulum weight
> > Mickey Mouse key fob
> >   "      "   book
> > Miniature crosswalk sign
> > Mini-backgammon set
> > Model train scenery
> > Mouse nest (live inhabitants)
> > Muffin paper
> > Music
> >   "   theory flashcard
> > Nailfile
> > Nails:Paneling
> >       Finishing
> >       Roofing
> > Name tag
> > Necklace
> > Nuprin tablets
> > Nut & bolt
> > Oboe tube
> > Padlock
> > Paper
> > Paper:Airplanes
> >       Clips
> >       Cups
> > Peanut shells
> > Pens
> > Pencil erasers
> > Pencils
> > Photographic negative (110 size)
> > Pierced earring
> > Pins:Hat
> >      Bobby
> >      Safety
> >      Straight
> >      Piano bridge
> > Pistacio shells
> > Pitch pipe
> > Pizza coupon
> > Plastic:Knives
> >       Forks
> >       Spoons
> >       Cups
> >       Straws
> >       Magnifying glass
> >       Labels
> >       Dental floss pick
> >       Straw (Easter Basket type)
> >       Napkin holder
> > Political campaign button
> > Popcorn (unpopped)
> > Popsicle sticks
> > Pop-tops
> > Q-tips
> > Raisin
> > Razor blades
> > Receipt (Cash register tape)
> > Religious medals
> > Rubber bands
> >       Regular
> >       Orthodontic
> > Salt packets
> > Sea shell
> > Scissors
> > Scotch tape
> > Screw hook
> > Screwdriver
> > Screws
> > Sewing needles
> > Sewing machine needles
> > Shoe insert
> > Silly putty egg
> > Spaghetti (raw)
> > Staples
> > Straw
> > Tail for Pin-the-tail-on-donkey
> > Temporary auto registration
> > Threaded rod (*"-20)
> > Throat lozenges
> > Thumb tacks
> > Tiddley winks
> > Toilet paper roll
> > Toothbrush
> > Towel
> > Twist ties
> > UFO's (Unidentified, and thankfully unidentifiable found objects)
> > Violin mute - rubber type
> > Water
> > Wine bottle cork wire
> > Wood shavings
> > Wristwatch
> > Yahtsee score pads
> >
> >
> > Conrad Hoffsommer - Music Technician  mailto:hoffsoco@luther.edu
> > Luther College                                (319)-387-1204
> > Decorah, Iowa 52101-1045
> >
> > The best things in life aren't things.
> >
> >
> >
> David Ilvedson, RPT
> Pacifica, CA
> ilvey@jps.net