Stuck to bench top

[Ron Nossaman]

>I have always
>thought the stickiness came from years of oils left from
>lots and lots of sweat and furniture polishes.  Use a wax
>stripper and remove all that "stuff" and it likely will not
>happen again.  My opinion.
>
>		Newton (stuckdownbuttitis)

I've wondered about this too - but why are the only visible gluteus adherus
tracks my own? The owners either don't play, don't sweat, play standing up,
levitate, refinish the bench top after every use, or are just doing this to
annoy me. 
 
Ron N