The Butt of Death -novelette-

[Kristinn Leifsson]

Now, now...



Come on.  It´s MY fault!  You´re comment just fit so wonderfully to the 
story.

The funny part was when I explained to the lady that I couldn´t come to her 
that day.

"A part broke in the repairing process, and I have to find a suitable 
replacement"   not   "I stuffed it in the microwave and it exploded!"
(I´m laughing quite hard now)


Love and kisses,

Kristinn

P.S. Were you scared?



At 14:47 11.9.2000 -0400, you wrote:
>Well, hmmm, err, jeese.  I forgot'a mention gluteous
>springuses.  I do be embarrasse'.
>
>Sorry, if you send it to me I will string it for you or send
>you a new flange with new thread.
>
>I mostly nuked grand shanks.  Newer nukes don't seem to
>react to metals as the old ones.  Of course I have a simple
>1000 watt unit that takes 4' 20" to do popcorn.  With your
>30,000 watt piece I can understand it's reaction.
>
>Sorry guy, don't believe everything you read, especially
>from me.
>
>                 Newton (foot scraping hang dog expression)