The Butt of Death -novelette-

[Newton Hunt]

Well, hmmm, err, jeese.  I forgot'a mention gluteous
springuses.  I do be embarrasse'.

Sorry, if you send it to me I will string it for you or send
you a new flange with new thread.

I mostly nuked grand shanks.  Newer nukes don't seem to
react to metals as the old ones.  Of course I have a simple
1000 watt unit that takes 4' 20" to do popcorn.  With your
30,000 watt piece I can understand it's reaction.

Sorry guy, don't believe everything you read, especially
from me.

		Newton (foot scraping hang dog expression)