Subject: Music terms you never knew Aleatoric Music: Music composed by the random selection of pitches and rhythms. Frequently found in some professional opera choruses. Antiphonal: Leaving your answering machine on all the time. Basso continuo: When a conductor can't get him to stop. Cantus firmus: A singer in good physical condition. As opposed to the "Cantus phlabbious" (see Sackbutt). Concerto grosso: A concert of, for example, accordions or kazoos. Contralto: An alto who has been convicted. Dominant: In an operatic relationship, usually the mezzo-soprano. Fantasie: Dmitri Hvorostovsky in leather pants and a t-shirt. Glissando: What usually precedes the highest note in the soprano's big aria. Grand Pause: What occurs when the conductor loses his place. Heterophony: The only kind of music allowed at the Southern Baptist Convention. Leitmotif: Like a regular motif, but less filling. Perfect pitch: Throwing a banjo in the dumpster without hitting the sides. Polonaise: A condiment frequently put on a parrot sandwich. Polychoral motet: Six parrots singing "Exultate justi." Recapitulation: What usually happens after eating a parrot sandwich. Sackbutt: A soprano over the age of 65. Score: Basses 2, Castrati 0. Smorzando: The "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet at Luciano's kitchen. Theme: "Oh, the singing was terrible!" Theme and variations: "The singing was terrible, the production was awful,and those costumes!" Tonic: What is often enjoyed over ice after an evening at the opera.
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