A Rabbitt Was Crossing The Road...

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I just had to pass this on. I know it is totally off subject, but I couldn't 
resist.

Wim 

> A Rabbit Was Crossing The Road...
> 
> A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the 
> middle 
> of the road.  He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit 
> jumps right in front of the car.  The driver, a sensitive man as well as an 
> animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. 
>  
> Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.  The driver feels so awful that he 
> begins to cry.
> 
> A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on 
> the 
> side of the road and pulls over.  She steps out of the car and asks the man 
> what's wrong.  "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this 
> rabbit and killed it."
> 
> The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray 
> can.  She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the 
> contents!  onto the rabbit.  The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two 
> of 
> them and hops off down the road...  10 feet away the rabbit stops, turns 
> around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and 
> waves, hops another 10 feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and 
> again and again, until he hops out of sight.
> 
> The man is astonished.  He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in 
> that can?  What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can 
> around 
> so that the man can read the label.  It says...
> 
> (Are you ready for this?)
> 
> (Are you sure?)
> 
> (This is bad!)
> 
> (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line)
> 
> (You know you're gonna be sorry)
> 
> (Last chance!)
> 
> (OK, here it is)
> 
> 




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