At 6:55 PM -0400 10/23/02, Hliverman3@aol.com wrote: >Two slices of Wonder Bread,one big slice of tomato,one big slice Velveeta >cheese,one tablespoon Blue Plate Mayo,salt &pepper to taste. one paper plate, >some paper towels..y'all are starting to get it ....No onion, 'cause it would >spoil the pristene beauty,and deflower the sensitbilitys of the Sourthren >pallate. >These are generally eaten in twos,so double the quantities. True connoisseurs know this. You are one. I must add that the recipe requires a sweet, plump-to-bursting grapefruit-sized pride-of-the-vine Big Boy. It also needs to be buried in as much mayo as will not quite cause the slices of WonderBread to slide away from each other. At the first bite, rivers of white-clotted red juice will run down the wrists and arms, and from the sides of the mouth on to the shirt. The only thing which will hide the evidence of such a debauch is a shower and a fresh set of clothes. I used to put a sheet of red lettuce on top of all this, but after a while decided that the lettuce added about the same that the great hooped skirts of the 19th century did, they were simply in the way of better things. >Bend foreward over the paper plate and enjoy.. Amen, brother. That's what we're talking about! Bill Ballard RPT NH Chapter, P.T.G. "If you jabber like a jabberwocky and if you walk like a jabberwocky, You must be a jabberwocky" ........... two punchy guys +++++++++++++++++++++
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