Keith McGavern wrote: Hi Terry... Thought you might get a kick out of this.. It was sent to me by my father of all people.. he is as blue as they come... but he has a sense of humour. Cheers RicB Things you have to believe to be a Republican today: > > Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's > > daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with > > him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" > > diversion. > > Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but > > trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international > > harmony. > > A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but > > multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind > > without regulation. > > Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary > > Clinton. > > The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in > > speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. > > If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. > > Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing > > health care to all Americans is socialism. > > HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public > > at heart. > > Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but > > creationism should be taught in schools. > > A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable > > offense. > > A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands > > die is solid defense policy. > > Government should limit itself to the powers named in the > > Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the > > Internet. > > The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George > > Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business. > > Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a > > conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers > > for your recovery. > > You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John > > Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the > > right to adopt. > > What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, > > but what Bush did in the 1980s is irrelevant. > > Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other > > people, we're likely to be stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
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