*This was extracted from one of my local newspapers:* *Odds & Ends* Two doctors opened an office in a town and put up a sign reading “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.” The town Council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to “Hysterias and Posteriors”. This was not acceptable either. In an effort to satisfy the Council, they changed the sign to “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”. No go. Next they tried :Catatonics and High Colonics.” Thumbs down again. Then came “Manic-Depressives and Anal Rententives” Still not good. How about “Minds and Behinds?” Unacceptable again, so they tried “Lost Souls and Ass Holes”. Still no go. Nor did ”Analysis and Anal Cysts”, “Nuts and Butts”, “Freaks and Cheeks” or “Loons and Moons”, work either Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the Council, “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends”. Approved. -- Duaine Hechler Piano, Player Piano, Organ, Pump Organ Tuning, Servicing & Rebuilding Associate Member of the Piano Technicians Guild Reed Organ Society Member St. Louis, MO 63034 (314) 838-5587 dahechler@charter.net
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