Odds & Ends You will like this Bill P

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From: "Hechler Family" <dahechler@charter.net>
To: "pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org>
Sent: Sunday, January 04, 2004 9:30 PM
Subject: OT: Odds & Ends


> *This was extracted from one of my local newspapers:*
>
> *Odds & Ends*
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>
> Two doctors opened an office in a town and put up a sign reading “Dr.
> Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
>
>
> The town Council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors
> changed it to “Hysterias and Posteriors”. This was not acceptable either.
>
>
> In an effort to satisfy the Council, they changed the sign to “Schizoids
> and Hemorrhoids”. No go. Next they tried :Catatonics and High Colonics.”
> Thumbs down again. Then came “Manic-Depressives and Anal Rententives”
> Still not good.
>
>
> How about “Minds and Behinds?” Unacceptable again, so they tried “Lost
> Souls and Ass Holes”. Still no go. Nor did ”Analysis and Anal Cysts”,
> “Nuts and Butts”, “Freaks and Cheeks” or “Loons and Moons”, work either
>
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> Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a business
> slogan they thought might be acceptable to the Council, “Dr. Smith and
> Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends”.
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>
> Approved.
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>
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> Duaine Hechler
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> St. Louis, MO 63034
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