OT, 3rd grade grammar & spelling for adults

[Phil Bondi]

> Y'all givin usn's a bad name boy!!!
>  I does to knowed to spellin goodder than you does. So let me 
> hep you hokay?
> 
> It shoud otta be Gri'an posed to Grien........
> and "oss" is fat off a possum the mo better fit woulda bin 
> usn's...and don't 
> forget the positve mark denouincing more dan one us.
> Phil Bondi

.....ahem....

ifn's ize evah tawks dis baahd, y'all comes down hea and shoots
me,,k?

little jimmy bryant, trp