Questions

[Mark Purney]

** 
> *What percentage of your normal tuning fee would you charge to tune 
> this thing?*
50%. It's only half a piano.


> **
> *Why do I always seem to land up with the dregs at the bottom of the 
> barrel?*
You're in the wrong barrel. The one marked "Shooting Fish" is much easier.


> **
> *Why on a Monday?*
Your ability to throw large objects improves after a weekend of rest.