Tuning by phone.

[Ron Nossaman]

> List,
> Tuning by phone has long been an interest of mine. As an aural tuner for 
> 30 years listening to people play their piano over the phone to me, and 
> now with computer software and midi interface coupled with internet 
> advancement, it is a reality. Last week I had several days with over 35 
> (yes thirty five!!) tunings billed in one day, all this without leaving 
> the house. Everyone wins, the client is only paying $50. ( $60. if a 
> pitch raise).  If you are interested in learning this method and 
> becoming a licenced phone tuner, send your check for $799. to "Get Rich 
> Tuning by Phone". Your kit will be at your door (we even pay the 
> shipping) soon and you'll be on your way to a new life style.
> Are you readdy to change your life. Go to www.PhoneTuners.com 
> <http://www.PhoneTuners.com>

Nah, sorry. Too much trouble. I've been tuning by rumor for 
years. Send a bill, they're sure the piano sounds better when 
they open the invoice, and the check comes in the mail.

Either way, you could even tune naked, if you like.

Ron N