LOLOL.........a great laugh for a Sunday morning. Thanks for posting this. Tony Bajada In a message dated 1/20/2008 9:02:09 A.M. Pacific Standard Time, tvaktvak at sbcglobal.net writes: List Here is an ad for a "Free Yamaha Organ" that is currently on craigslist here in Chicago. The owner of the organ undoubtedly works in advertising! FREE YAMAHA ORGAN Do you have a large gaping space in your house that just screams put an organ here? Do you want to look artistic to friends and family? Do you need somewhere to set plants? Do you need somewhere to store those miscellaneous items that have no use in your home? Everything that you cannot get rid of will eventually end up on this organ, and it’s free. Look no further, I offer you, for free, a Yamaha Electone two tier organ. Yes, not one but two full tiers of keys for your playing enjoyment. Do you want an instrument that only church choirs know how to play? Please give a loving home to this instrument and help us get our family room back? You can be the lucky recipient to take away this deluxe, heavier than hell, organ. Not only does it make a great space-taker, but it also plays music, yes, I was surprised too. It is the same music that Jesus loves. Did I mention that it’s free? You too can get the music once reserved for churches and cults in your own home. At this price, this is an opportunity you cannot afford to miss. It also includes a bench. The bench has concealed storage, great for storing all manner of religious objects, wafers, music books, cookies, toys, an occasional sandwich and small corpses. No overly annoying organ is complete without this uncomfortable wooden bench. After sitting on this bench for an hour you will realize why God only makes you attend church once a week. It comes with the lovely organ at no additional charge! It is amazing how many uses this organ has. And it can be yours free, no hidden costs, charges or fees. I mean it. All you have to do is come and pick it up. So do you have a hole in your life that you feel can only be filled by an abstract instrument? Do you long for music that makes you yearn for the sound of static? If so please, please come take this thing. Did I mention it’s free. **************Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape. http://body.aol.com/fitness/winter-exercise?NCID=aolcmp00300000002489 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/20080120/4d646260/attachment.html
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