Puzzler

[Conrad Hoffsommer]

Alan Barnard wrote:
> 
> Michael, Michael, Michael ..... tsk, tsk ... have you learned nothing in 
> this business? Here is a hard and fast rule, to be ignored only at peril 
> of your sanity:
> 
> The fix for any and all "Winter & (probably illegitimate) Sons" spinet 
> piano(?) problems is a half gallon of kerosene and a common kitchen match.
> 
> Alan Barnard
> Salem, MO




Alan, Alan, Alan,

Shame, shame, shame!!

That is a waste of good kerosene! Tree huggers will decry the 
unnecessarily large footprint of that process.  That match will do the 
job (albeit, more slowly) if you just light a wippen. You will then see 
the real inner glow of the alleged instrument.

If you really MUST have accelerated action, remember that a spoonful of 
acetone makes the Winter thing go down...

An0n