A while back, just before he died, Michael Landon appeared on the Johnny Carson Show and read a "Road Kill" menu. Shortly afterwards, while we were on a trip, my wife and I, along with our two boys, came up with a Piano Technician's Menu. Enjoy. Willem (Wim) Blees, RPT Piano Tuner/Technician Honolulu, HI Author of The Business of Piano Tuning available from Potter Press www.pianotuning.com Piano Technician’s Menu Drinks Your choice of balance or front rail punch A Diminished 5th of Jack Daniels Egg Knob A Case of Beer So-La-Ti (our special blend of herb tea) Appetizers (Hors D’oeuvres) Stuffed Mushroom Capstans Deep Fried Soundboard Buttons String cheese Egg Drop Screw Soup Southern Fried Key Buttons Marinated Monkey Miscellaneous ( A LA Cart) Stack of Pancakes Treble String Beans Lettuce Wedge Key Bed of Spinach Sour “do” Piano Rolls Half Baked Piano Rolls (taken out of the oven a 16th hour early) Wippen Potatoes (erved with spoons) Potatoes chipped, (up to 445) Pork, Steak, Lamb & Poultry Butt Steak Pork Belly Rail Bar-B-Q Baby Back Check Ribs Hammer Shank Steak New York Temperament Strip Steak Let-off Rack of Lamb Dark & White Turkey Becket O’ Chicken C Food Lobster Tails Bass Strings Fish Prop Sticks Jack Salmon Fillet of Sol Desserts. Key Lime Pie Plate Horn O’ Plenty -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/20080310/b9ed228d/attachment.html
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