"Ahhhhhhhhh @#%&"

[Les Smith]

I once had a new client spend maybe five minutes giving me very detailed
instructions as to how to find his house. When he was finished I asked:
"BTW, what color is your house?" His response? Orange with a blue door!
Ray Charles could have found his house!

Les Smith
lessmith@buffnet.net

On Tue, 20 Aug 1996 HPSTuner@aol.com wrote:

> Is it ok to join your newsgroop? If so, I'll just jump right in.
> If not, disregard this tip!! Here is a way cool website that I
> have found invaluable for finding customers addresses (I hate
> asking customers for directions to their house!)     You know.....
>
> TUNER-"Can you name a nearby street that I can use for reference?"
> CUSTOMER- "Well, where are you comming from?".
> TUNER-"At this time, I don't know. Any nearby streetname will be
> 	helpful"
> CUSTOMER- "Oh, well if you're comming from Main street, just look
> 	for the water tower, then go 3 blocks and turn left after
> 	the big oak tree.  Not the locust tree which is even bigger,
> 	but the oak, then it's the 3rd driveway after the 4th red
> 	house, not counting the pink house with red shutters"
> TUNER- "Is it ok to join your newsgroop? If so, I'll just jump right in.
> If not, disregard this tip!! Here is a way cool website that I
> have found invaluable for finding customers addresses (I hate
> asking customers for directions to their house!)     You know.....
>
> TUNER-"Can you name a nearby street that I can use for reference?"
> CUSTOMER- "Well, where are you comming from?".
> TUNER-"At this time, I don't know. Any nearby streetname will be
> 	helpful"
> CUSTOMER- "Oh, well if you're comming from Main street, just look
> 	for the water tower, then go 3 blocks and turn left after
> 	the big oak tree.  Not the locust tree which is even bigger,
> 	but the oak, then it's the 3rd driveway after the 4th red
> 	house, not counting the pink house with red shutters"
> TUNER- "Ahhhhhhhhh  @#%&"
>
>
> This site will make any map for you (in seconds) by just typing in a
> street address..any address in America or Europe, that is! Now the
> only thing I have to do is figure out how I can hook up my laptop
> to my carphone.
> http://www.mapblast.com    Give it a try.
>
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> Gerry Hubka, St. Charles, Il.
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