Joke

ATodd@UH.EDU ATodd@UH.EDU
Sat, 13 Jan 1996 14:39:13 -0600 (CST)


Just thought I'd add a little humor to the beginning of the spring semester.
Lord knows I need some after this last week!

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RING......

RING......

RING......

CLICK


Recording -   "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will
tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.

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Avery
atodd@uh.edu



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