On 8/30/96, JIMRPT@aol.com rote: <<A little fiction, addressed in a constructive manner, is certainly acceptable and I bet that it would receive a wider readership than most of the highly technical tuning articles. >> You'd be surprised what people could learn from fiction. Back in the 2/90 "Granite Action" (NHChapter), there was a report of an Dept. of Labor sponsored study to determine the value of your work (or more precisely, your labor rate as piano technician). Please try to imagine the actual formula writ large using a symbol font, as you might see it in a college statistics textbook. *Demurals* Have you ever wondered why nobody seems to care how good your best work really is, and why the local cultural elite refuses to acknowledge that you can service circles around the neighborhood Prima Tuna? Well, econometrists working under a U.S. Dept of Labor contract at a Major University have uncovered the formula which scientifically calculates the market value of our skills. In the fact this formula is so simple that it can even be run without plugging in any real numbers. P=((S*Q)+n)*o where: P= the overall perception of your skills be an individual customer S= the real concrete assessment of you skills by the one who knows them best , you! (Of course.) On a scale of 1-10 Q= the quality of that customer's piano expressed by its percentile rating among all the area's pianos. (You'll be sweating far fewer bullets making a 99%ile piano sound good, than a 58%ile woofer. And if the customer doesn't have an ear for the 99%ile sound, he or she certainly has a nose for sweat. And here's the real kicker........ n= the JeNeSais Quotient, the extent to which your customer perceives your work as having been achieved by a certain magical "je-ne-sais-quois". Undoubtedly the most difficult of these factors to quantify, it can be roughly gauged by the frequency of "milk and cookies" percs and blank check transactions. Rated on a scale of 1-100. "o", by the way is the import expert factor. If you're in the local Yellow Pages, o=1. If you're from out of town, o=2. As you can see it's the irrational JeNeSais Quotient which makes the scale such a slippery slope, up or down, depending on which way the wind is blowing. And you can use this to set fee increases, commissions, and merchandise markups. But as sure as Death or Taxes, if you slip up you'll start slipping down. Bill Ballard RPT NH Chapter "There are fifty ways to screw up on this job. If you can think of twenty of them, you're a genius......and you aint no genius" Mickey Rourke to William Hurt, in "Body Heat", discussing arson.
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