Workload (off topic)

[Richard Brekne]

Very nice indeed Kristinn.. No wonder they pay us the big bucks !! grin

Kristinn Leifsson wrote:

> Today's MailBits.com Joke:
>
> Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow?
>
> Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are
> asking for:
>
> There are 365 days per year available for work.
> There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days
> off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
>
> Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have
> used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
>
> You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for
> 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
>
> With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days,
> leaving only 22 days available for work.
>
> You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.
>
> This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
>
> We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time
> is down to 15 days.
>
> We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only
> 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going
> to take that day off!
>
> Kristinn Leifsson,
> Reykjavík, Iceland

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Richard Brekne
Associate PTG, N.P.T.F.
Bergen, Norway