Anyone need a job?

[John Ross]

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Hi Kenny, 
the only way to fix this problem, is to have them clean and sterilize the parts. You might have to supervise.
Then you just repair the damage and reassemble.

If this message had been sent, April 1st., I might have been suspicious.

I really liked Rob Goodale's post, re this one. LOL
Regards,
John M. Ross
Windsor, Nova Scotia, Canada
jrpiano@win.eastlink.ca
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  From: tune4u@earthlink.net 
  To: Pianotech 
  Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 12:22 AM
  Subject: RE: Anyone need a job?


  Yes, he's very poopular at parties.

  Alan Barnard
  Grateful No One Dumps On My Crappy Pianos in Salem, MO
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    From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org]On Behalf Of Joe And Penny Goss
    Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2003 9:38 PM
    To: Pianotech
    Subject: Re: Anyone need a job?


    Rob, 
    Mother dubs you king of pun. Great posty! Still grinning ear to ear.
    Joe Goss
    imatunr@srvinet.com
    www.mothergoosetools.com
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      From: Robert Goodale 
      To: Pianotech 
      Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2003 5:02 PM
      Subject: Re: Anyone need a job?


      Talk about a real crappy job, this one hits the fan!   It could prove to be a pile of work.  I'd say that urine for some trouble.  I hope it doesn't turn out to be a smear campaign.  Before you take the big plunge have the hindsight to bring along some professional strength "liquid tuner".  If you see the guy who did it I'd suggest giving him a good wippen.  What a squatter!  I guess you might say that his performance really stinks.  Of course that would explain his wanting to practice tinkling on the ivories.  I suppose as long as it all came out in the end.  Maybe he just prefers a stool over a piano bench.  Well it sounds like you've got a leg up on things but I'm glad you gave us the scoop.  By the way, if some of the keys don't work you might want to try giving them a little "jiggle".

      Is this getting to be a little too much to digest?

      Rob Goodale, RPT
      Las Vegas, NV

        The local hospital has four pianos which I have been servicing regularly for a number of years. One grand old upright in the extended care terminally ill lock-in area, had an old alzheimer-afflicted patient, who was in a hurry to get to the toilet, mistook the keybed for a toilet seat, and defecated all over it. 

        I'm booked every day until next week. They have offered me unlimited budget. I haven't seen it yet. I have warned not to put water on it. They also will supply rubber gloves, white coat, and face mask.

        In 25 years in the piano industry, this is the worst yet. 

        Happy Easter, list.

        Kenny Finlayson, RPT

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